Porque o mais provável é ninguem ligar ao que tens a dizer...

quinta-feira, agosto 04, 2005

Quero água com com sabor a água!

Estou farto da proliferação de águas com sabores! Se tem sabor não é água! Existirá coisa mais asquerosa (logo a seguir à gelatina de chocolate) do que água com sabor a figo? Confesso que nunca provei, só a ideia dá nauseas. Geralmente só bebo água com gás numa situações, a bebedeira é tão forte que tenho que vomitar antes que o restante alcóol que tenho no estómago seja absorvido e fique em coma. Agora imaginem um tipo todo perdido, chega ao balcão e pede:

- Uma...uma... uma águaaa com gás.... faz favor... hic...
-Sabor a limão, maçã, morango,figo,tangerina, maracujá, ananás ou simples?
-ehhh....simples... hic
-Com muito gás ou com pouco gás?
-?!... ehh com o normal... hic
- Frize, Vidago, Luso, Pedras?
(nesse momento cais em coma alcoolico atrás do balcão....)

Já agora deixo uma sugestão para um novo sabor Frize elaborado a pensar especificamente no segmento de mercado feminino e LGBT:

FRIZE SÉMEN! ÁGUA COM GÁS MAIS FÁCIL DE ENGOLIR!

5 Comments:

Blogger stanica said...

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9/8/05 16:16

 
Blogger stanica said...

É uma maneira de ver as coisas...

9/8/05 16:19

 
Blogger Ricardo said...

MB,

Está apoiado. Quando começa o abaixo assinado para acabar com os sabores na água?

Abraço,

15/8/05 13:18

 
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17/8/05 12:50

 
Anonymous Anónimo said...

Sim, provavelmente por isso e

20/11/09 06:21

 

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